Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 23, 2024

My crystal ball was cloudy…..

Local TV weatherman breaks all of his limbs but insists on coming in to work…

…tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.

There is no future in that crystal ball.

Bill, the weatherman: “Today’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

When a weatherman retires..

..his rain comes to an end.

What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?

A meat-eater-ologist!

Our local weatherman is really very spirited…

He can talk up a storm!

how many Seconds in a year?

12…

January 2nd, February 2nd…

How accurate were you?

You were treated nicely. Fired rather than flogged.

I can understand her problem with weather forecasting. Copying those NOAA forecasts is really hard.

Odd to get fired as a weatherman, they have a reputation of mostly being wrong. Bet you promised a nice day the boss wanted to play golf.. and it wasn’t.

She wasn’t a meteorologist, but she did meet a urologist.

I worked for Channel 5 in NYC in the 1970’s. They let me go cause I worked too many hours.

Today’s weather forecaster uses high speed computers with massive storage and CPUs, instead of a crystal ball. Use to be a dart board and a few charts.

Good one!!!

that they’d fire a weather person for getting the forecast wrong is just too hard to believe…

The only two jobs where you can lie to people and keep your job is a politician and a weather man.

Everybody complains about the weather, but nobody ever does anything about it. I blame the government.