Turtles are surprisingly fast. Every spring I find I have to relocate one or two when I mow the lawn to keep from running them over with the lawn tractor. I go back to where I put them (just another location in my yard where I had already cut the grass) a few minutes later and they’re no where to be found in my yard at all.
A turtle went to the police and said “I was robbed by three snails.” The cop asks, “can you tell me what happened?” The turtle says, “no. It happened so fast !”
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] 7 months ago
Wait until the chicken crosses the road.
1ecrae 7 months ago
DO I C A TRUCK COMING DOWN THE ROAD?
scarlett.pumpernickel 7 months ago
This is a great ‘toon. ((—;;
Doug K 7 months ago
All the snails I know would not be upset about this. Most would be more likely get mad that they weren’t able to hitch a ride.
paulprobujr 7 months ago
Turtles are surprisingly fast. Every spring I find I have to relocate one or two when I mow the lawn to keep from running them over with the lawn tractor. I go back to where I put them (just another location in my yard where I had already cut the grass) a few minutes later and they’re no where to be found in my yard at all.
Mountain Meg 7 months ago
A turtle went to the police and said “I was robbed by three snails.” The cop asks, “can you tell me what happened?” The turtle says, “no. It happened so fast !”
bloodykate 7 months ago
lol
assrdood 7 months ago
Next, the turtle “brake checks” the snail, and the rage escalates.
purepaul Premium Member 7 months ago
Maybe they can stop at the double yellow to negotiate a strategy? After all, they are only halfway across.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
And the snail has no middle digit to express his anger!
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
Thankfully it happened so fast that nobody was able to get out their guns.
Gonzojr 7 months ago
And soon to be roadkill.
MichiganMitten 7 months ago
Ten seconds later: zoom crunch CRUNCH
cactusbob333 7 months ago
He probably swerved to avoid hitting a sloth.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Hey, it’s a no passing zone.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
That turtle’s in for a whorled of hurt.
Ukko wilko 7 months ago
No worries. The next semi will get them both.