Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 13, 2024

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 8 months ago

    Do an Atomic Drop!

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 8 months ago
    It is a throw that involves lifting the opponents and bridging or rolling to slam them on their backs.
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    kdizzle  8 months ago

    Rimsha 3:16 says I just kicked your azz!

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    Charks  8 months ago

    P2a — “Wash car, paint fence”

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    Gil-doh!  8 months ago

    The “coco butt” is legal in high school wrestling now? Awesome!

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    tdrewhardin  8 months ago

    I definitely think she should apply The Brain Claw that Baron von Raschke used to impose on his opponents.

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    tractorguy99  8 months ago

    Marty: Coach Perm, what’s your strategy to deal with Martin? Suplex him!

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    jayesquire  8 months ago

    WTF !!?Take a break right when she is “going for it.”??

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    Gil-doh!  8 months ago

    Yeah, that’s pretty much what I do every day, Luke. Bounce my head and say, “what?!” when I read GT.

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    LawrenceS  8 months ago

    Unless the rules for high school competition have changed this is an illegal move.

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    Irish53  8 months ago

    P 3.5: “…where he is gonna tell us about the political questions that he plans to ask Irma…”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 8 months ago

    A “report” from Marty Moon? It’s more likely a commercial, for Jim Beam.

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    bearwku82  8 months ago

    Inma thinking we need a finishing move we can all we proud of and laugh about so hard tears flow. The CRAW!

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    John543  8 months ago

    “The bases are loaded and they’re down by 3 here in the ninth – here’s the pitch… It’s a swing and a drive, way back, IT COULD BE!

    “And now, a word from our sponsor.”

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    James St. John Smythe  8 months ago

    Coach Martinez- Hernandez… Throw in a folding chair!

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    ComicsLover1965  8 months ago

    The complete and utter lack of sports knowledge is amazing. At least try to research what you’re righting on Henry.

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    Mr Reality  8 months ago

    Marty Moon here with breaking news . In all reality, reports are coming in that beloved Coach Gil Thorp was taken to Alfred E Neuman Hospital suffering from an overdose of viagra. Back to wrestling !

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    Irish53  8 months ago

    “…bounce your head..”? Huh?…Wtf does that coaching advice even mean? Luke’s eyes look like he’s bounced his head off some concrete one time too many as well.

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    rpaul33  8 months ago

    Why did Inma decide to put her headgear back on after removing it in yesterday’s sequence, and how did she do it in the middle of the match?

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    KazDojo  8 months ago

    D-Von, get the tables!

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    coach luke looks likes hes been smoking that wacky tobbaco

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    Polish Pride  8 months ago

    Radio coverage for womans wrestling? Audience of 7?

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    i guess marty moon got the scoop on the commissoners report on tobe or is it rod has declared for the nba draft ?

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    does this other announcer have a name ? ill just call her rashida daneeda

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    Little Blue Bicycle  8 months ago

    “Can you smell what the Inma is cooking?!”

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    Twainrdr  8 months ago

    P-4: Habibiti has been disqualified! The referee recognized “Grah” as a Klingon swear word (from his days in the Peace Corps). Only Earthlings are allowed to participate in the State Championship. (I’ll be back after this annoying commercial to tell you what Suplex means in Klingon Street talk.

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    tcayer  8 months ago

    They interrupt match commentary for a radio announcer?

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    artegal  8 months ago

    “Also, the wrestlers will freeze in this position until we return so we don’t miss a moment the action!”

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    niuradioguy  8 months ago

    I can accept some creative license when it comes to this strip such as what we’re seeing in this wrestling line this week. However, as a career sportscaster, no play by play person would ever toss it someplace else smack dab in the middle of what could be a takedown and pin. “be right back after this from Marty Moon” – really? Give me a break.

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    ranelson43  8 months ago

    . . a drive into deep left field . . .

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    Mopman  8 months ago

    I like the “grah”, And speaking of grah, most people yell out “Grah!” when they realized they missed their daily Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/03/13/misdirect-this/

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    Mopman  8 months ago

    He’s taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. / The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the thirdbase line, the suicide squeeze is on! / Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close. / Holy cow, I think we’re going to take a commercial break!

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    Irish53  8 months ago

    Keri sez “suplex her” like A). She knows what that is, and B). Like Inmamama is listening to her

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    [Unnamed Reader - 563f4c]  8 months ago

    3 seconds left in the game Bulls down by 2 to the Lakers series tied at 3 to 3inbound to Jordan he puts it up, We are going to commercial break we will be right back after this important message

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    [Unnamed Reader - 563f4c]  8 months ago

    I almost forgot. This brings back the memory of the Heidi Football game where the tv executive had the FB game turned off and Heidi was the broadcast. Oakland came back in the final minutes to win

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    Klubble  8 months ago

    I know the strip isn’t always on top of reality, but let’s hear from Marty during a crucial moment in the match is a new low.

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    metals24  8 months ago

    P4- (Marty): “Inma…….Inma……What do you think about the commissioner’s decision today concerning Tabitha, I mean Tobias, Gordon?”

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