He should not be hiding in this “tortoise joint”.
Officer, now don’t tell me you’re looking for him because he was speeding…
Be careful if you see him. He’s a hard case.
He is just an introvert.
We is tortoises, officer. Ain’t no turtles in here.
Quick, put on your fake mustache.
It’s Rick’s Cafe Americain. I stick my neck out for no one.
Is wrong to say that all these turtles look pretty much alike?
He should just slowly walk out.
Mitch retired.
Must be a Ninja Turtle!
The last guy hasn’t seen the guy cause he doesn’t look in the mirror.
Three sloe gin fizzes, please.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 8 months ago
He should not be hiding in this “tortoise joint”.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 8 months ago
Officer, now don’t tell me you’re looking for him because he was speeding…
Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago
Be careful if you see him. He’s a hard case.
silberdistel 8 months ago
He is just an introvert.
Gent 8 months ago
We is tortoises, officer. Ain’t no turtles in here.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
Quick, put on your fake mustache.
Out of the Past 8 months ago
It’s Rick’s Cafe Americain. I stick my neck out for no one.
Doug K 8 months ago
Is wrong to say that all these turtles look pretty much alike?
flemmingo 8 months ago
He should just slowly walk out.
Radish the wordsmith 8 months ago
Mitch retired.
DebUSNRet 8 months ago
Must be a Ninja Turtle!
cuzinron47 8 months ago
The last guy hasn’t seen the guy cause he doesn’t look in the mirror.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
Three sloe gin fizzes, please.