Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 09, 2024

Hope you used steel shot. Lead shot is illegal.

Howard needs a cast iron thong to hold his brass balls!

Reminiscent of a chastity belt?

That’s cold.

Howard, flat-out, killed, wrestled, and dismantled a skillet!

He is going to turn orange, but it isn’t the same orange The Donald uses.

Shot or where you whacked with it!!!

But I did not shoot no padella

[PING!]

“What was that?”

“I just saw a picture of Scarlett Johansson…” ⚠️

Isn’t that a Bob Marley song?

hope the ricochet didn’t hit anything important

Let us all pause for a moment and give thanks to the bar for maintaining its structural integrity all week.