Just as long as they still play “I’ve got tears in my ears from crying on my back because you’ve gone away and left me”. (preferably with a twangy guitar and not that cello in the last frame.)
Maybe Limekiller doesn’t object to the genre as much as the patently religious nature of the song: “I’ve got the will, Lord, if You’ve got the toe,” is pretty brazen in a secular setting.
For those of you that don’t know the song (and want to)
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through
The Goalposts Of Life
Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Lyrics can found at:
http://www.bertc.com/subfour/truth/dropkick.htm
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Hey! Who made him head honcho/Conductor? Opus’s taste should count…wait a second. No, it shouldn’t.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Well, I don’t care if it rains or freezes, Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car”
Bargrove almost 15 years ago
Opus should get two or three points, depending on where Jesus is for the big kick.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
Just as long as they still play “I’ve got tears in my ears from crying on my back because you’ve gone away and left me”. (preferably with a twangy guitar and not that cello in the last frame.)
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
My favorite is “The Hair on Her Chest Was His.”
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away. I’m So Miserable Since You’re Gone It’s Almost Like You’re Here.
CogentModality almost 15 years ago
I still miss you, but my aim’s getting better.
billrad almost 15 years ago
Maybe Limekiller doesn’t object to the genre as much as the patently religious nature of the song: “I’ve got the will, Lord, if You’ve got the toe,” is pretty brazen in a secular setting.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
my all time favourite title for a country song was, “i never went to bed with an ugly woman, but i’ve sure woke up with a few.”
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
“If You Won’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Find Someone Who Will”
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
She was “bred” in old Kentucky, but she’s just a crumb up here. (Curly Howard)
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
“If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
artybee almost 15 years ago
“It was a business doing pleasure with you”
philipbologna almost 15 years ago
for those of you who are unfamiliar http://www.whitetreeaz.com/plastic_jesus/plasticj.htm with the lyrics
ben_david almost 15 years ago
How ‘bout “Granma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?” Would that still be too religious?
x_Tech over 14 years ago
For those of you that don’t know the song (and want to) Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life
Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc. Words and music by Paul Craft. CD, BWCD-040292
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Lyrics can found at: http://www.bertc.com/subfour/truth/dropkick.htm