Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 25, 2024

…..and a month for other things.

It is die with a t after all

Life is short, let’s get it over with.

Rather live 60 great indulgent years than 90 miserable deprived years. When I go at least I can say I had a good meal.

Last week I tried an all banana diet.

I didn’t find it very appealing.

What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?

How much do you whey?

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff.

It is enough to make a mango crazy.

I changed my diet…

…the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.

Well, I’ve been on a diet for a whole week now…

And I’ve lost 7 days.

Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..

..and it was so delicious.

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

I guess I’ve been on a similar diet for several yeas, now. But, that’s OK as I really love chicken and fish. And veggies are great, too. I haven’t lost any weight, in fact I’ve probably gained some. But, I feel good. Oh, and did I mention, I like cookies.

Make sure you drink your water, Cosmo.

Quick. Sell this joke to Pearls before Swine.

Every diet every time