Brings back memories of my first proposal….I said “Hey Baby, let’s git hitched!” then I spent the next thirty minutes or so explaining, in vivid detail, what all she could do for me after the ‘I do’s’ were done.After a moment of soaking it all in she asked " Exactly what do I get in this deal?" I said “You get ME!”….She was not impressed. Her reaction was much the same as Opus got!I learned to be a more proficient liar after that!
jennifer almost 13 years ago
Hmmmmmm …. so much for first impressions, Opus.
Rodney99 almost 13 years ago
It’s not the hat- trust me on this, it’s you…
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Opus is so successful with the ladies.Steve Dallas would have been maced after the first “Hi.”And I don’t mean the pepper spray.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Yes, Opus, it’s the hat—plus everything you said….
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
The hat was the only reason she sat down next to him.
ajnotales almost 13 years ago
The Drat in the Hat?
bbadenov almost 13 years ago
Wow, what a great pick-up line. It really must be the hat!
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Antarctica ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.
Cardboard Cutout almost 13 years ago
Wow, what woman could resist such a line. Ten kids, living in Antarctica and poker.
larryscountry almost 13 years ago
Brings back memories of my first proposal….I said “Hey Baby, let’s git hitched!” then I spent the next thirty minutes or so explaining, in vivid detail, what all she could do for me after the ‘I do’s’ were done.After a moment of soaking it all in she asked " Exactly what do I get in this deal?" I said “You get ME!”….She was not impressed. Her reaction was much the same as Opus got!I learned to be a more proficient liar after that!
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
She might be happier with just the hat (note the banana).
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Opus, I’m not sure you could impregnate a human….
Yontrop almost 13 years ago
I think he’s got a chance. She just said to forget “it”. She didn’t say, “forget you!”