Dad’s conversation with new boyfriend went something like this…*Dad: Do you plan on marriage? NB: Why, yes. *Dad: Do you have a job? *NB: No. *Dad: Do you have any money? *NB: No, but God will provide. *Dad: Are you even looking for work? *NB: No, God will provide. *Dad: How do you expect to buy food, shelter, et al? *NB: God will provide. *Mom (to Dad): What do you think of daughters’ new boyfriend? *Dad: He has no money, no job, no prospects, or even any kind of drive……but on the other hand, he does think I’m God.
Leroy 10 months ago
“Well, dear, he’s broke, he’s cockeyed, and he picks his nose. Anything else I can help you with??”
Grumpy Old Guy 10 months ago
Actions speak louder than words….
angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago
He is telling you. Don’t be clueless!
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
You shouldn’t have asked. You like him!
TStyle78 10 months ago
She just needs a dad translator.
daDoctah1 10 months ago
Pretty much nailed it, though.
Dave427 10 months ago
Dad’s conversation with new boyfriend went something like this…*Dad: Do you plan on marriage? NB: Why, yes. *Dad: Do you have a job? *NB: No. *Dad: Do you have any money? *NB: No, but God will provide. *Dad: Are you even looking for work? *NB: No, God will provide. *Dad: How do you expect to buy food, shelter, et al? *NB: God will provide. *Mom (to Dad): What do you think of daughters’ new boyfriend? *Dad: He has no money, no job, no prospects, or even any kind of drive……but on the other hand, he does think I’m God.
charles9156 10 months ago
dads – all the same ;+)
raybarb44 10 months ago
Same thing…..
mistercatworks 10 months ago
MimeDad