F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 13, 2024

The 1st to get to the end of that roll of yarn?

I hear he is joining the Major League Prochet circuit.

Next, they’ll be sheering sheep, spinning the wool into thread and using that to crochet!

Where does the cash prize come from? And what’s on the center of the couch?

It’s a bit like if musicians competed by seeing who could play a Mozart sonata the fastest.

Stab him with the needle and take the money.

They ever play spin the bottle?