Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for March 11, 2024

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    c001  9 months ago

    I’d have said “Because he never showed up”, but that’s a dad joke, right?

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    well-i-never  9 months ago

    I liked it as:

    Employee: I have to leave work early. It’s my eyes.

    Boss: What’s wrong with them?

    Employee: I can’t see myself working past noon.

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    Sounds like a pretty decent job. How much do l have i pay?……

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