Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 15, 2024

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    mischugenah  8 months ago

    Blame the lawsuit-happy crowd.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  8 months ago

    And one wonders why youth ends up on Tic Tok….

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    mccollunsky  8 months ago

    Boo that sign!

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    What about checkers?

    Don’t even think about it!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 8 months ago

    Recess? No, depress!

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    xaingo  8 months ago

    No running – Jog or sprint. No jumping – Hop around. No throwing – Just toss. No kicking – Then just go screaming

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    No Nothing!!

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    akachman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just play with your stupid phone? No wonder kids don’t have any social skills.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    Do not pass “Go”, do not collect $200, go directly to jail…

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    SquidGamerGal  8 months ago

    YEESH! How are you suppose to have fun these days?

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    How did the previous generations survive without helmets, knee pads and a trophy just for joining?

    Ridiculous! No wonder this generation is so sensitive to everything…aaaaacckk!

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    fthiel  8 months ago

    A sign of the times.

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    bmckee  8 months ago

    When they tore down Ebbetts Field, the old home of the Brooklyn Dodgers baseball team, they built a big apartment complex on the site. there’s a sign in the open area that says “No Ball Playing.”

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    bodysurfermike  8 months ago

    “Woke” emasculating the male species to make it more effeminate. Should we forget that these last dozen years it’s been war against responsible initiative takers with simultaneous praise for lazy entitled stagnant sloths???

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    Chris  8 months ago

    it might as well say don’t have fun while it’s at it. :J

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    No playing on the playground.

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    Once again I am reminded of “With Folded Hands.” I remember after I read it, I thought, we don’t need robots to wind up in that condition, we’re headed that way ourselves.

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    gigagrouch  8 months ago

    About once a week, our grade school principal would come to our classroom & scold us because some 1st or 2nd grader got clobbered while we were playing crack-the-whip, red rover, or British at recess.

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    Amra Leo  8 months ago

    Well, that’s just silly…

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    Elisabunny  8 months ago

    Unfortunately, there are some parents who will sue the school if their little darlings get hurt, which ruins things for everyone else.

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    “Alexei, Alexei, mustn’t run and mustn’t play, mustn’t jump and mustn’t climb, must be careful all the time!”

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    bucker39 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Let the helicopters fly

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    No pain, no gain……

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    haasmeister  8 months ago

    My kids wore helmets when they were on the bicycle because of state law. Otherwise, they pretty much did what I did as a kid. Now their kids are doing the same. Then again, the kids with helicopter parents couldn’t even get dirty

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    TIMH  8 months ago

    Hey, the sign does not say “No Smoking”. Get happy. Go Lucky. It’s light-up time!

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    You might as well stay in the classroom during recess.

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    asrialfeeple  8 months ago

    Happy Ides of March!

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    “If fact kid it’s just plain…NO!

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    aussie399 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t breathe too deeply. You might overfill your lungs

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