… actually, another strip came to mind, where Portnoy is the one with the Bat, and Opus, unfortunately is the ‘victim’ of the hedge hog’s ‘battery’ …whichPortnoy attributes to vice(s).Due to vice, he claims that he can’t be held accountable for his actions, either.
Put Oliver and Portnoy alone in a room together … clearly it’s no one’s fault as to what happens next. :P
(… a quick skim through two of the Bloom County Graphic Novels … reveals a PATTERN of ‘graphic’ cartoon violence heretofore unnoticed!)
Examples include:
Opus, campaigning too soon, being rewarded for his enthusiasm by being violently, viciously beaten with a broom, by an Iowan? perhaps? disgruntled housewife, then literally #tarredandfeathered by her husband!
Rosebud, attacked by Opus, no less, as he tries to learn how to play Polo.
Rosebud, in peril, when ‘Hunting Season’ starts …
… and I’m sure you all know of many, many other instances … I’m still playing ‘catch up’.
wonders2self if the cartoonist has ever attended court-mandated anger management classes? lol
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
Affluenza…..before they hung a Monica on it?
doodlerjeff almost 9 years ago
It was always obvious he was a sociopath.
thirdguy almost 9 years ago
That is by far, the most abuse, I have ever seen, dished out to an ice cream cone.
wellinever almost 9 years ago
I just hope it’s a wiffle ball bat.
wellinever almost 9 years ago
But I fear the worst.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
Must be Brownie Batter…
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Just punch him in the face. He can’t blame you, it’s your genes fault, not yours.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Just Say No!And if that doesn’t work, try the advice of Sean Connery from The Untouchables….
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Poor Opus!! What a lump!!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Why am I not surprised?
Shimmery Mermaid almost 9 years ago
… actually, another strip came to mind, where Portnoy is the one with the Bat, and Opus, unfortunately is the ‘victim’ of the hedge hog’s ‘battery’ …whichPortnoy attributes to vice(s).Due to vice, he claims that he can’t be held accountable for his actions, either.
Put Oliver and Portnoy alone in a room together … clearly it’s no one’s fault as to what happens next. :P
(… a quick skim through two of the Bloom County Graphic Novels … reveals a PATTERN of ‘graphic’ cartoon violence heretofore unnoticed!)
Examples include:
Opus, campaigning too soon, being rewarded for his enthusiasm by being violently, viciously beaten with a broom, by an Iowan? perhaps? disgruntled housewife, then literally #tarredandfeathered by her husband!
Rosebud, attacked by Opus, no less, as he tries to learn how to play Polo.
Rosebud, in peril, when ‘Hunting Season’ starts …
… and I’m sure you all know of many, many other instances … I’m still playing ‘catch up’.
wonders2self if the cartoonist has ever attended court-mandated anger management classes? lol