Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2024

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    oldthang  8 months ago

    I had to Google that one.

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    It still counts as a hole in one.

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    Star Wars reference.

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    Best to declare a triple bogey and go on to the next hole!

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    After you, Fink.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago

    If your ball lands there, don’t, for heavens sake, pick it up.

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    Lyrak  8 months ago

    Star Wars reference

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    Sarlacc Pit? Too small. Too near. (It should be in a galaxy far far away.) Too current. (It “only” “existed” a long time ago. ).

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Eh?

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  8 months ago

    What the heck is Sarlacc??

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    Scorpio Premium Member 8 months ago

    Oof. The “hazard” in golf is to meant to be to your scorecard, not to life and limb. Although, i have seen golf courses where the water hazard has crocodiles or alligators (i forget which it was) in it, so……

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    But what type of hazard is it when two Sarlacc’s meet and mate?

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    alien011  8 months ago

    It’s actually kind of impressive how many people in this comic section have never seen Star Wars 6 Return of the Jedi.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  8 months ago

    Use the force.

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    storminnorman2010  8 months ago

    If you go in there, Fink, you’ll probably find a Mandalorian in there.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    “In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”

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    jconnors3954  8 months ago

    Take the penalty and drop a ball.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ask your doctor if Sarlacc is right for you.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Use your handicap!!!!!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    That’s Brad’s less arrogant, egotistical brother.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 8 months ago

    Johnny Carson as The Great Sarlacc??

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    MichaelD Premium Member 8 months ago

    Another punch line for this one could be Rodney handing the king Boba Fett’s helmet and saying. “Here. You’ll need this.”

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    I love the Star Wars reference.

    Maybe Boba Fett can help return the balls that sink in there.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    More like the living room of the ROUS

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Boba fett: sry won’t be able to make the outing, guys

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago

    I wonder if the next couple of holes have Rathtar, Blixus, and Vixus for traps?

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    assrdood  8 months ago

    The real world version is the ant lion trap.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Those sarlacc really get around. From Tatooine to Earth. This one’s quite the traveler.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Whereas the sarlacc may get you, the sign will likely get the ball.

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    1ecrae  8 months ago

    HIS ARMOR WILL PROTECT HIM FROM BEING DIGESTED BUT HE NEEDS A FLAME THROWER CLUB!

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    Give my regards to Boba Fett.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Is it still digesting Boba Fett?

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  8 months ago

    Thank you so that I didn’t have to google it!

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Give up the game.

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    Hex Goblinweb  8 months ago

    Me, too. And I’m so ashamed….I love Star Wars.

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    pripley  8 months ago

    Star Wars is just one of those things you either “get” or don’t get. I thought it was an entertaining movie for sure, but never understood the wide cult status it achieved. But then again, I have some interests that many others don’t get. So I try to be patient with others.

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    vet6714  8 months ago

    ?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  8 months ago

    Memories! 1977!

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    M.K.Staffeld  8 months ago

    Might want to go get a few more scorecards for that one.

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    Billy Yank  8 months ago

    The “rough” looks really rough there. Maybe they are visiting one of the old courses on the links in Scotland.

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    When they name the sand traps, they mean business.

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    Boomer Premium Member 8 months ago

    How arcane.

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    Hatter  8 months ago

    If it doesn’t eat you, you made it.

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    tg464  8 months ago

    Me too!

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    DKHenderson  8 months ago

    I feel good. It’s been ages since I saw any “Star Wars”, but I recognized the Sarlaac.

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