Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 21, 2024

All of us snowballs are relying on you to invent refrigeration.

Not all snowballs grow up to be snowmen.

If there were two of those lying around I would say a snow-woman just went through a gender change.

But kids like you are so rare, now!!

The snowball effect has a whole different meaning nowadays…

Wait a day, until it freezes again.

Getting water vapor to travel far enough when it is cold out is a challenge. It takes a lot of pushing. It’s easier to make rain. Of course, pushing that any distance before it drops out also requires a lot of power. You really need to move closer to a source of water vapor, if you are going to have a cold and shallow atmosphere.

Old snowman, look at my life…

We got a big dump of snow last night. I could go out and make a snowman, but I won’t.

Who’s that guy in the puddle?

You can’t finish that, Ralph… you’ll get spanked for saying H – E – double hockey sticks!

It’s snowing here.

Aaaugh!

A snowball’s chance in Spring.

Like the squirrel’s comment.

Eventually we all become softies, whether we like it or not! ☹️

Being mature in today’s climate ain’t so hot either…!

At this stage ya just got to roll with it.

Someday, hopefully in the distant future, someone will build the very last snowman.

He’s just gettin’ warmed up.

Ralph, did Pharaoh teach the bible authors about what hell was like and teach them to write?

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs