Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 14, 2024

Somebody sure has a lot of crust

That raises the age-old question, did it fall butter-side down?

At least you weren’t heating up some Pop Tarts. Those edges hurt.

Its an appliance conspiracy.

Reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode, A Thing About Machines. The corded electric razor as a cobra was great.

He deserves it!

Laurel & Hardy tabletop appliances.

I put half an English muffin in my toaster and was doing other things to make my egg and sausage muffin. I went to the toast and it had popped yet. I looked and the lever was up. The muffin was lying on the counter next to the toaster!!

Smart (aleck) appliances.

is that a relative of two slice ?

Why is Lio walking the butter AWAY from the toaster? I think he was teasing the toaster and the toaster toasted him.

And … does the toaster have legs? The trajectory of the toast is all wrong.

And so, the dynasty of Skynet begins.

Perhaps the guys over at “The Flying McCoys” today fixed Lio’s toaster! ;)

Next time use olive oil instead of butter, the toaster is clearly a vegan.