Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 14, 2024

If you’re looking for a source of nonstop conspiracy theories, Elon Musk is full of it.

Musk’s wishing stars only work if you get the Wishing App with your Tesla.

I guess he’s got it all electric? Where do you find a satellite plug in recharging station?

Musk is NOT a philanthropist. He fills his own pockets, no one else’s.

Don’t count on it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno…

That’s wishful thinking!

Sure, ask his workers.

The Elon Musk who complained on X about MacKenzie Scott (Jeff Bezos’s ex-wife) for her philanthropy? HaHaHa Ha

Was a StarLink beta user and it is a great solution for the rural part of the world. He is doing great things for the world on free speech and exposing the world that the middle really isn’t interested in being led from the margins by a significant majority. We still need Ziggys and people on the margins and they deserve to exist, just not at the expense of the rest of society.

Ziggy needs to apply to be on a Mars mission.

Yeah … I don’t think so, Ziggy.

The stars that Ziggy wishes on are generally anthropomorphic.

lobbying

“Star light, star bright. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. Oh nuts! It’s a satellite!”

It was a cute beginning, Ziggy, but fell flat. Musk is anything but one of the good guys.

Guessing you heard that on X, Ziggy.