The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 26, 2009

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TV: Senator Trent Lott reiterated the critical need for genetically enhanced super-commandos with multiple heads and appendages, saying, "I'm confident the president will do right by America's armed forces." Meanwhile, the Japanese government announced that it was already well on its way to creating a three-headed soldier with wings and cybernetically implanted machine guns. They are promising to pour millions into further human cloning projects with the hope of "making real life more like our really, really cool cartoons." Caesar: I support that!