Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 30, 2024

“Bilking” stools.

And not just “places.” We build them miniature mansions with free wifi!

And if you believe that, he has a ski resort in Louisiana that he’ll sell you.

Ecological sustainability … not to mention, carbon neutrality. And we accept bitcoin, of course!

In the UK, the difference in price between organic and non-organic is pennies. In France it’s almost double…

bug relocation services…

I wouldn’t phucking doubt it.

… in the neighboring farms, heh-heh!

Send ’em over the border! Plenty of room!!

I would have transferred them to another vegetable, a squash!

Isn’t everything that grows “organic” by definition?

Like the space in a bird’s belly?

There was an apple orchard that we liked going to. The adult kids took it over, fired the master gardener to save money, and went organic. The next year when they held their annual festival we had a hard time finding anything not full of worms. That didn’t stop them from pressing them to get and sell fresh cider. I understand that they went out of business the next year.

…where they are trained to be emotional support bugs.

No thanks, I’m looking sustainable organs.

But those prices!

The Insect’s Witless Projection Program even drives the clients buggy.

Real easy terms: everything you got!

?The problem with extreme belief in “free market” ideas. ?