Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 21, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Beautiful here right now, high 70’s low 80’s and no humidity…summer is close and it all goes to He**

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    Been to Florida many times. Never saw any flamingos there except maybe in zoos. I think you need to go a little further south to find them in the wild

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    BigDaveGlass  8 months ago

    ♪♪"On our block, all of the guys call her flamingo

    ’Cause her hair glows like the sun

    And her eyes can light the skies

    When she walks she moves so fine, like a flamingo

    Crimson dress that clings so tight

    She’s out of reach and out of sight"♪♪ ~ Manfred Mann

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Florida? Me never knews it even known to Europe in medieval times.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 8 months ago

    Come on, Wiz, at least put a “fake” Palm tree out there too!

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    Too many developments surrounding their habitats anymore, probably!

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    So you had no “travel to Florida” spells lying around, huh, Wiz?

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    Can’t go to Florida, bring it to the snow.

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member 8 months ago

    The plastic pink lawn flamingo — invented in my hometown of Leominster, Mass.!

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    You could not pay me enough to go to Florida these days. Not with the maniac they have as governor.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    It is actually a live flamingo frozen to the ground.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  8 months ago

    used to have a friend who would put plastic, pink elephants in front of his tent when camping and then deny they were there. “Are you seeing pink elephants?”

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Yep……dug that one out of the closet!!!!!!!

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    rshive  8 months ago

    One artificially unhappy flamingo.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s too bad the Wiz and wife don’t take a ride on Henry to Florida for the Winter. Henry would be a real hit in Florida.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    I haven’t been to Florida in 40 years. I imagine it’s changed a lot.

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    mfrasca  8 months ago

    Purchased from Jackie’s Pawn Shop in Night Vale.

    DO NOT TOUCH!

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    Bruce1253  8 months ago

    Hurricanes, billions of bugs, gators, book bans, whiny people from New York, why would anyone want to go to Florida?

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Well, it does help a little but not quite!

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    viniragu  8 months ago

    What’s next upside down pineapples!

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  8 months ago

    FL’s not worth it. The only trip I ever made to FL that was worth while was when I left the US – for good!

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    sheashea  8 months ago

    My husband is pretty much an easy going, happy guy, until he sees one of those in someones yard. Don’t know why but he truly hates those things.

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    DKHenderson  8 months ago

    One pink plastic flamingo doth not spring weather make.

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    daleandkristen  8 months ago

    PUT ON BOOTS!!!!!!!

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    KEA  8 months ago

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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    dbrucepm  8 months ago

    Winter Weather Advisory here tonight and tomorrow for a snowstorm. If we had flamingo’s they’d be frozen

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    Visit Florida while you can. When the sea level rises you’ll need to use scuba gear to get there.

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