FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 14, 2024

He’s just upset that he didn’t think of it first.

And add the guillotine blade to the expenses list.

Should have given him a brilliant idea on how to become a billionaire , Jason.

Ummm. And when / how do you pay off those loans?

Brilliant. Also start a foundation. Better yet, a religion.

Instead of paying taxes billionaires pay accountants.

That’s what Musk and any number of greedy rich basturds do, I think. Oh, and they never pay back those “loans”, either — that would require REAL income, which is subject to taxes.

Umm… I’m pretty sure what Jason talked about is illegal!

Flat tax.

People complain about the rich not paying their “fair share” but the top 50% of earners pay 98% of all income taxes collected.

Today’s “Foxtrot Classics” that is missing is April 13, 2003.

Reminds me of Oprah’s guide to happiness. Step 1, get a billion dollars

Good one, Peter.

Actually with stocks even if you don’t sell them you have taxable dividends and unrealized capital gains, interest income on bonds and rental income property.

Sadly true.

A brilliant strategy, Jason, with just one fatal flaw….

I can literally hear all Republicans scribbling furiously.

Speaking of moaning and groaning:Have you ever seen a church begin to rock?Heard a sundown deacon preachin’ to his flock?Have you ever seen old Satan on the run?Then follow me, see just how it’s done, and have you;

Ever heard a sermon stir your soul?Make you crave the River Jordan as you go?Have you ever felt as though you’d like to shout?Then come on and let them feelin’s out, oh Lord!

Just hear those sisters groanin’And hear those brothers moanin’Rippin’ and antonin’On revival day

They talkin’ to a spiritJust like you see and hear it;They’re sinful and they fear itOn revival day

When that congregation starts to singNothin’ in this world don’t mean a thing!

Oh, glory hallelujah!Makes you feel so peculiarThe Devil cannot rule yaOn revival day!

Oh, just tell those sisters groanin’And hear them brothers moanin’Rippin’ and anantonin’On revival day

Oh, they’re talkin’ to a spiritJust like you see and hear it;They sinful and they fear itOn revival day

When that congregation starts to singNothin’ in this world don’t mean a thing!

Oh, glory hallelujah!Makes you feel so peculiarThe Devil cannot rule yaOn revival day!

Not too late to call an orphanage and reduce your child rearing expenses

This is one of the worst problems with society (at least in America).

Why are new ones on here just every once in awhile?

Here in Canada taxes are done on the 30th but I got mine in February