B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 20, 2024

But, if you need a shave…

Aren’t razor clams supposed to have two wheels and a set of handlebars?

“Back off or I’ll cut ya man! I’LL CUT YA!”

Why are legs sticking up in the second panel?

Fred Flintstone had a razor that consisted of putting several bees into a clam shell.

Walking and talking clams? Now me is seen everythings.

Are these the ones Fred Flintstone used to shave with by capturing a bee in it?

What do you call a rich clam?

Elon Mollusk.

Are clams self aware?

No, they are not conches.

Why didn’t the clam have many friends?

Because he was a little shellfish!

I’m feeling pretty sore after tripping over some clams.

I think I might’ve pulled a mussel.

Looks like Crab Grass to me

That was insightful to know it was that type of clam, but he should have been more Pacific.

Maybe it’s a bearded clam in need of shaving.

Razor clam…sponsored by Gillette…

A new study shows razor clams containing low levels of domoic acid may cause memory problems for those who eat large amounts year-round. The Department of Health recommends you eat no more than 15 razor clams each month for 12 consecutive months.

Clams got razors!

The threat worked and I can still stay “sharp”!!!!!!!`

The Razor’s Edge…y.

Nah that’s not a Razor Clam, he hasn’t got a tooth pick sticking out of his mouth.

Cranky razor clam.

What’s he so cut-up about, now?

For those of you who are not Zoology majors – the easiest way to identify razor clams is that they have 3 legs and feet as opposed to most other clams which only have 2.

I don’t get it?

BACK OFF, OR I WILL CUT A BI… valve

Improved if it was Occam’s Razor.

jmohr134 goes to the head of the class here! “Clams got legs!” is a long standing line on this strip.

Forward this to Sir Richard Attenborough and ask him.

CLAMS GOT LEGS! Grand old phrase

I still don’t get it …