From Not Always Right: It Sure Works For Me When I’m Grumpy!
This happened to a friend of mine at her new job as a receptionist for an accounting firm. [Friend]’s coworker is giving her instructions for [Client], who is coming in in the morning to drop off paperwork.
Coworker: “So, he’ll give you these [accounting documents] and [secondary accounting documents], and those need to go to [Boss]. And [Client] is upset about [tax law], which we can’t do s*** about because it’s the law, so be prepared for that, okay?”
Friend: “Get the papers, put them in [Boss’s] mailbox, and tell [Client] to drink some coffee. Got it.”
Coworker: “…You really don’t mind people getting mad at you, do you?”
Friend: “I worked the opening shift at [Popular Coffee Shop] for five years. ‘Drink your coffee and chill out’ is my solution to most grouches.”
seanfear 9 months ago
do it one more time, and you’re a kebob
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
From Not Always Right: It Sure Works For Me When I’m Grumpy!
This happened to a friend of mine at her new job as a receptionist for an accounting firm. [Friend]’s coworker is giving her instructions for [Client], who is coming in in the morning to drop off paperwork.
Coworker: “So, he’ll give you these [accounting documents] and [secondary accounting documents], and those need to go to [Boss]. And [Client] is upset about [tax law], which we can’t do s*** about because it’s the law, so be prepared for that, okay?”
Friend: “Get the papers, put them in [Boss’s] mailbox, and tell [Client] to drink some coffee. Got it.”
Coworker: “…You really don’t mind people getting mad at you, do you?”
Friend: “I worked the opening shift at [Popular Coffee Shop] for five years. ‘Drink your coffee and chill out’ is my solution to most grouches.”
GROG Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s fitting for a mere sidekick.
Egrayjames 9 months ago
Rory should have asked, “Where’s the root beer?”
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 9 months ago
Maybe Vet lady was busy with Vet dude and didn’t want to be interrupted…
ladykat 9 months ago
Most of us are busy at 3AM.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
She went from sound asleep to sound of sheep.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
She’s got good hearing evidently…Rory and Karl were being quiet….LOL
j.l.farmer 9 months ago
That’s one thing I have never done…..eaten in the middle of the night!