Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 20, 2024

More excitement!! Where are my heart pills?!?

Henry in Day 2 of vacation.

The redhead, Jones from Tilden, lost in the final to Inma. Yet here she is shown in the bronze medal position and wearing the bronze. Jones should have the silver medal and be in the silver medal position to the right of the gold medallist.

Looks like Julia and the girl in P1 arm wrestled for the silver medal. Not only did she beat Julia, she broke her wrist to send her a message. Somewhere in the crowd, Mr. Vito smiles and sends Moose and Rocoo to offer her a job.

Ants love girls wrestling.

Signman goes big!

MIF = WTF?

Inma opinion Gil-doh, ants love losers in P1 & P3.

Coach Luke, COTY!

Let’s hear a rimshot for Rimsha!

Tomorrow: The finals for the MILF state title (please please please…)

Meanwhile it’s 153-152 in the basketball game with 4:12 to play in the third quarter.

Ignoring the obvious jokes about how close MIF is to MILF, what does MIF stand for? Do we assume we finally know what state Milford is located in? The great state of Mif? And speaking of great, a great way to start your day is by reading Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/03/20/is-it-supposed-to-point-that-way/

(Need to replace the two missing “.”)

the silver medal winner has used lume and is confident she smells good inma not so much

coach luke out with cami at olive garden for national ravioli day

On first glance, I read that as “first MILF state title.” I thought, “Well, this could really take a turn for the disastrous.”

inma thinking how much she can sell that gold medal for at milford check cashing and pawn shop

Great. Next.

Great platform for Gaza statement

Nothing wrong with silver

We’ll have to wait until Marty asks for a comment from Inma.

Amazing work by Rod Whigham!

I found Meemaw! See March 19 Rose Is Rose.

What’s the big deal about women’s wrestling? Mimi and Ericka wrestle each other every night.

We want to thank art critic Henry Barajas for his cameo appearance today. I personally wish him well as he is a candidate for the Jami Thorp Milford Community Service Volunteer of the Year Award. It will be awarded after Gil receives his obligatory COTY piece of chunky hardware.