I had to talk to one of our engineers. His cologne would linger half an hour after he left a room. He told me he “only used one spray”. Women know you spray into the air and walk through the mist for a light scent. Men tend to spray it on like sunscreen. Phew!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 months ago
Small: Trash “balk”. Large: “Scumball” machine.
wirepunchr 6 months ago
Small: Ó de trashcan included! Large: Gumball economics.
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
1. Yep… I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they’re already wearing a fragrance. ツ
2. I must be the dummiest dummy of the dumberest kind, because I have trouble even gettin’ those things to work!!
FassEddie 6 months ago
Just Axe him to quit wearing it. Axe nicely.
Munch 6 months ago
Hey! I’d put a quarter in to get a dollar out.
flying spaghetti monster 6 months ago
I think the atm for dummies would be a slot machine
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Caption 1: Attack of the Colognes.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Caption 2: O P.I.N. sesame!
Spiny Norman Premium Member 6 months ago
I swear I’ve had people in front of my at the ATM that were trying to get a mortgage.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
I had to talk to one of our engineers. His cologne would linger half an hour after he left a room. He told me he “only used one spray”. Women know you spray into the air and walk through the mist for a light scent. Men tend to spray it on like sunscreen. Phew!
the lost wizard 6 months ago
A non-scents policy. :)
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Small: Only ambient smells are allowed. Large: They all know their place.
Buoy 6 months ago
Garbage time
Bubble gum piggy bank