The Doozies by Tom Gammill for January 19, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Excellent science fact!

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    tgaml  almost 16 years ago

    Before Dad Doozie retired he was an assistant principal.

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    wndrwrthg  almost 16 years ago

    Light, flush and then run like hell.

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    m_ortal  almost 16 years ago

    WWH, just make sure it flushes to the floor below you, not above. Especially if you live in a dorm.

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    John Glynn creator almost 16 years ago

    Yet, the assistant principal neglects to say anything about the girl’s bathroom. That’s a loophole that could pay off in more than one way.

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    tgaml  almost 16 years ago

    Glynn, I remember you from Junior High days and you were nothing but trouble! Signed, Dad Doozie

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    backrubber  over 15 years ago

    Gweedo, What a sexist assumption. A girl couldn’t light a match and flush? ;p

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