Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 20, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    Who built the high chair?

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    Superfrog  8 months ago

    What’s for dessert?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  8 months ago

    “Hey, Junior, what do you want to be when you grow up?” “A METEORologist!” Ba dum tssh!

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    rekam Premium Member 8 months ago

    Where did you get the bib?

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Eat your herbaceous matter, kiddo, before a meteor lands on your head.

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    David Illig Premium Member 8 months ago

    Nitpick: dinosaurs never ruled the Earth. Bacteria have ruled the Earth since life began.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    You’d better eat those veggies, and I mean bronto!

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Trust me kiddo, with the length of your digestive system, you need the roughage.

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    stamps  8 months ago

    But mom, I hate cycads.

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    PaulGoes  8 months ago

    It needs a giant meteor in the background

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Where’s the dressing?

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