Eating the apple defied God but brought knowledge of good and evil – such as that they shouldn’t have eaten the apple. So putting it in the garden was either a cruel booby-trap or a parent pushing them out of the nest. Either way, I’m eating that apple!
salakfarm Premium Member 8 months ago
Eat it and screw them.
Zykoic 8 months ago
Inherited sin is such a silly idea. But water-board an infant in a big bowl in church and Shaaazzzam, → no sin.
Carl Premium Member 8 months ago
Sounds like the national debt.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
I guess they don’t need to use the hard sell.
cdward 8 months ago
What I’m telling you is, that ain’t no apple!
Direwolf 8 months ago
Must be republicon
flemmingo 8 months ago
SUCKER! Listen to your own inner thoughts!
jonescientific 8 months ago
Eating the apple defied God but brought knowledge of good and evil – such as that they shouldn’t have eaten the apple. So putting it in the garden was either a cruel booby-trap or a parent pushing them out of the nest. Either way, I’m eating that apple!
Munch 8 months ago
Should have made apple pie.
bigheadx Premium Member 8 months ago
if you believe in fairy tales
Impkins Premium Member 8 months ago
What is the snake staring at? Did Adam’s bush slip? :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
They’re developing Eden disorders.
bobbyferrel 8 months ago
Hey! I didn’t do anything. Don’t blame me.
AZCoyote 8 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
Just blame it on Eve.
lorez.1 running on solar energy and batteries 8 months ago
Religion is the worst invention ever.
qmwnebrvt 8 months ago
It wasn’t an apple