Eating the apple defied God but brought knowledge of good and evil – such as that they shouldn’t have eaten the apple. So putting it in the garden was either a cruel booby-trap or a parent pushing them out of the nest. Either way, I’m eating that apple!
salakfarm Premium Member 10 months ago
Eat it and screw them.
Zykoic 10 months ago
Inherited sin is such a silly idea. But water-board an infant in a big bowl in church and Shaaazzzam, → no sin.
Carl Premium Member 10 months ago
Sounds like the national debt.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
I guess they don’t need to use the hard sell.
cdward 10 months ago
What I’m telling you is, that ain’t no apple!
Direwolf 10 months ago
Must be republicon
flemmingo 10 months ago
SUCKER! Listen to your own inner thoughts!
jonescientific 10 months ago
Eating the apple defied God but brought knowledge of good and evil – such as that they shouldn’t have eaten the apple. So putting it in the garden was either a cruel booby-trap or a parent pushing them out of the nest. Either way, I’m eating that apple!
Munch 10 months ago
Should have made apple pie.
bigheadx Premium Member 10 months ago
if you believe in fairy tales
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
What is the snake staring at? Did Adam’s bush slip? :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
They’re developing Eden disorders.
bobbyferrel 10 months ago
Hey! I didn’t do anything. Don’t blame me.
AZCoyote 10 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Just blame it on Eve.
lorez.1 running on solar energy and batteries 10 months ago
Religion is the worst invention ever.
qmwnebrvt 10 months ago
It wasn’t an apple