Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 20, 2024

I didn’t bother with giving her advice.

Midlife crisis? Middle of which century?

Aw!!! your mother wore army boots!!!

Mid-Life crisis…is this a retrospective?

I think I may have been the one whose IQ and parentage were questioned?

I would have to question the IQ of anyone who would send a letter to a fictional character on a comic strip and expect anything other that what they got.

“Octogenarian” “mid-life crisis” – so Sadie’s expecting to live to 160? It’s good to have goals, I guess…

I’m nowhere near that old, but if I was still planning for a mid life crisis, I’d be expecting to live to the Cryptkeeper’s age.

“No, no. My self-esteem issues are pretty much drivel.”

I divorced mine.

I have not forgiven her for impugning simian parentage.