Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 27, 2024

If you know what the song is really about, then the line “you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave” makes a whole lot more sense.

If you stay upside down like that Hammy all the blood will pool in your head. It would probably make no noticeable difference anyway. Keep hanging in there you crazy squirrel.

The Eagles payed tribute to Steely Dan withe the line ‘They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast.’

Costello.

There may not be a real Hotel California, but there really is once called the Paris Hilton.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Elvis is also known as Grumpy Papa and is a reporter over at Breaking Cat News.

RJ’s been watching too much Red Green.

Don’t know if it’s still there, but for years if you drove south on Highway 17 (now 880) through Oakland, California, there was a large neon sign to your right that said “HOTEL CALIFORNIA.” Looked just like the one on the album.

RJ is his stage name, in real life he is George Santos.

I’m not sure racoons can live this long but this is a cartoon so I’m cool with it.

saw Elvis live in ’75…still the king

Elvis was born in 1935, so he was only 13 in 1948.

Elvis was a mere 13 in 1948, and that was when they moved to Memphis

“A little less conversation, a little more action please.” (Tis a song, in case ye think me being critical)

When is R J going to claim he met Forest Gump ?

Uuhhh, I think somebody’s off their meds again.

Elvis Costello?

There is a Hotel California on California Ave in Palo Alto CA; I stayed there in mid-80s and it’s still there. They had the lyrics of the song posted in their lobby.

RJ’s been fiddling with Adobe Photoshop and delusions again.

Hotel California … a great song by my favorite band. Good taste, Hedge crew!

Elvis Merzlikins the hockey goalie?

Or Elvis Grbac the retired NFL QB