Why the incredibly tiny wings?
Hey – wait a minute. Doesn’t the song say in heaven there is no beer?
Aha, so “thunder” is not an atmospheric electrical sound effect, after all. It comes from Those Great Bowling Lanes in the Sky.
Who knew?
The Gospel according to Trump.
Pizza is nice but are there other options? An eternity of pizza might be a bit much.. besides I gain weight just looking at pizza.
What if we each get our own heaven?
Troilus For President! Or whoever is in charge of eternity.
If it’s heaven for the “Ernies”, maybe it’s hell for the “Broads”. A space saving application.
Too bad heaven won’t be like your wildest dreams. It’s probably like being in church for eternity.
Yes, there is a welcome wagon in heaven.
B. Kliban
comixbomix 7 months ago
Why the incredibly tiny wings?
wmwiii Premium Member 7 months ago
Hey – wait a minute. Doesn’t the song say in heaven there is no beer?
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Aha, so “thunder” is not an atmospheric electrical sound effect, after all. It comes from Those Great Bowling Lanes in the Sky.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Who knew?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
The Gospel according to Trump.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 7 months ago
Pizza is nice but are there other options? An eternity of pizza might be a bit much.. besides I gain weight just looking at pizza.
troilus Premium Member 7 months ago
What if we each get our own heaven?
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 7 months ago
Troilus For President! Or whoever is in charge of eternity.
Bamaboy61 Premium Member 7 months ago
If it’s heaven for the “Ernies”, maybe it’s hell for the “Broads”. A space saving application.
donut reply 7 months ago
Too bad heaven won’t be like your wildest dreams. It’s probably like being in church for eternity.
Sir Isaac 7 months ago
Yes, there is a welcome wagon in heaven.