Strange Brew by John Deering for March 28, 2024

A profession well suited to make use of bovine excrement

Elmer for the Prosecution is full of Bull. His arguments don’t stick together.

Nice to see Elsie again! And I love the nod to the flower associated with her

She moooved for a dismissal.

That’s udder nonsense!

Kind of frilly outfit for a lawyer.

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter.”

I knew a guy once who said “mute” point, refused to change when the dictionary proved him wrong. Probably a MAGAt these days.

“Objection. Defence is trying to buffalo this witness!”

Objection, buttering up the judge.

Not easily cowed.

Cowed-sourced humor

Since Borden started using a younger cow for her old job, she has turned to a consumer protection career.