Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 25, 2024

I’m betting on “or something.”

The Big M Network?

Pee Wee couldn’t hack a blade of grass with a sickle. What the hell?!?

The Shot? If it was one one Gil’s teams that made The Shot, of course you have to ask if he was there.

Need to wear a tie for radio???

I’m REALLY hoping The Shot was not from the recent Bball game…

Gill was there for Lee Harvey Oswald’s shot.

Yeah, I talk about my son’s legal issues without a lawyer present all the time too, Gil.

The shot? The game winner? The retaliatory shot to Pedro’s package for attempting to kill Rod? The shot Beth poured last night?

Now we know why Signman left the game early. Someone had to paint the big “M” for Gil to sit in front of for today’s a.) interview, b.) flashback or c.) inane dialogue, or something.

Now HB is just playing with us… We probably deserve it.

Lexington and Concord?

We don’t deserve any of HB’S crap. That’s all it is. Crap.

I need a couple shots of whiskey to deal with this misdirect.

Hacked a bank’s website? That’s FBI worthy stuff.

Geez…. Now what?

Chapter 945: Jami Goes to Juvie.

P4: “Beth thanked me for the Pearl Necklace and I was like ‘I didn’t bring any jewelry.’ Yes, dating life is fun, thank you.”

When Pedro delivered the shot, Gil wasn’t there.

Drew, Valpo?? U. S. Reed, AK? So many . .

WHAT? What’s he talking about? Dad gave me some login information and told me to make a withdrawal for him, but to make sure I was using my personal tablet. And now there’s some FBI guy knocking on the door!

I thought we concluded all this after the Warren Commission.

Shot for the net, Missed just the same, You give coaching, a Bad Name……

P 1: It’s funny because Jami couldn’t hack open a pack of Pokemon cards, much less a bank website

today is national peacock day and the mascot or the real peacock should have been at the press conference hrack hrack

well to be honest i mean i missed the shot the concession stand was out of mustard and i didnt get back in time

just so you know i stayed at a holiday express inn last night and i bounced a load uh i mean a shot off beths chin last night

In all reality, good for Jamie. Now on to baseball !

The Money Shot??

P-1: Gil misdirects the audience so no one suspects what he was doing in the third stall.

P-2: First question is about the well-being of the rabbit.

P-3: Attempting to appear as nothing more than a witness, Gil the Hitman admits he was present, saw the shot and is about to name Col. Mustard as the assassin.

So Gil put on a suit and tie for his….radio interview? I see where Jami gets his smarts from. And speaking of smarts, anyone with any kind of smarts will read Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/03/25/dangerous-accusation/

Can you recall a worse set of Monday nonsequiturs? Insulting. I used to enjoy this strip; now it’s only bearable for the comment section.

“I was. And here are Martha Stewart and Travis Kelce with more details.”

Every day after I read this script, I have to go back to the previous day because I feel like I missed something. It would be fun to have some idea of what is going on.

Vito from Goshen returns from a tour of the Ferrari factory and finds The Big Board has so many question marks! Little noticed small print on your betting slip says Don Vito keeps your money if you never find out who won, whatever the sport. Personally, I’m still wondering about that coach who got the the Carlisimo chokeout and nothing came of it. “I got a job for that kid, Vito said.”

And another plot twist!

This strip gets so confusing!

This gets worse every single day. Just when you think the bottom has been reached, Henry finds a new low. Except for that incredibly high readership count that exists only in his head.