In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 27, 2024

That would be great if the stands were full of elephants, but they appear to be empty.

I want to see him toss it to the customer.

Imagine all the shells left behind after that!

I’m allergic to peanuts but one should be OK.

Need a shrinkflation?

Food of the Gods.

dude, how’d you get a peanut to get that big… :g

To roast the peanut, I recommend coating it in a salt crust and pop it into the oven at 450 degrees for 2 hours.

All he`s gotta do is make the one sale.

Water! Water! Wat…? Wine here. Who wants wine?

That’s a tough nut to crack.

Absolutely the most uncomfortable-looking brassiere I have ever seen. The chafing…

You outta’ see the size of the beer the other vendor has.

Yo!

“Get you ‘Stormy Daniels’ here!”

This is nuts.

Dumbo: Yoo

Looks like he took the drugs and/or operation