Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for March 31, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    From Not Always Right: When Life Skills Are 106% Defective

    As a cashier in a small convenience garage (gas station), I get a lot of children from the neighbouring schools. A lot of kids now have their own debit cards, and occasionally, I get the odd kid who doesn’t understand when the card declines. But by far the most noticeable difference between these kids and me when I was their age is that they have no clue how to count change. When I state the total due, they will look at the handful of change that they have in bewilderment and then hand me all of it to count it out for them.

    I had one young customer who was totally confused by what I was asking him for. For an idea of what I mean, I often say, “oh,” where the zero goes when saying the cash amount. His total for his candy was £1.06.

    Me: “That comes to one-oh-six, please.”

    Boy: “What?”

    Me: “One pound and six pence please.”

    Boy: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “Your total comes to one pound and six pence.”

    Boy: “Sorry, but I have no idea what you mean.”

    I take all the change from his hand.

    Me: “You have to give me one full pound and six pence.”

    I show him the pound, a five-pence coin, and a penny.

    Me: “See? One pound…” points to the coin “…and a five pence and a penny make the total of money that I need for the till. Okay? One-oh-six.”

    He shakes his head in confusion and walks away.

    Boy: Mumbling “I have no idea what happened…”

    He was at least seventeen years old, and it just baffled me that he hadn’t got a clue how to count change. The “one-oh-six” thing is often used over here in stores, so I can’t say that is why he was confused.

    NOT my story although I did once work in a convenience store, , , , for all of 2 weeks!

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    i_am_the_jam  8 months ago

    I had to carry my dad in his final days.

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    In both cases, they want flames painted on the sides.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago

    Kind of depressing isn’t it.

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    daisypekin01  8 months ago

    isn’t it more of a polygon of life?

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    You come in wearing diapers, and you go out wearing them.

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    Due to his having MS, my late husband was in a wheelchair. We would occasionally cross paths with a child in a stroller. I could tell by the way they’d study him, that they wondered why a grown up was in a stroller .

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