The Only Tik- -Tokking Is The Sound Of Their Time As Gym Members Running Out
I am a staff-trainer-cleaner at my gym, so I am usually busy cleaning the machines when I don’t have other duties. I walk over to one of the machines to start cleaning it when a couple in designer workout gear comes over to me.
Gym Member #1: “You idiot! You ruined our Tik- -Tok! Now we have to start again!”
I am not an avid user of social media, and this is before Tik- -Tok is part of the social consciousness.
Me: Confused “Uh… what?”
Gym Member #2: “We were just about to finish up the perfect shot of our couple workout, and you had to go and ruin it!”
I then see their phone standing on a tripod, set up to make a video. The penny drops.
Me: “Oh, I see. Well, I work here, and I have my assigned tasks, which include cleaning the equipment. If you don’t want that in your shot, either change the angle or wait for me to finish.”
Gym Member #1: “You wouldn’t be saying that to us if you knew how many followers we have!”
Me: “And you wouldn’t be saying that to me if you knew I was the owner of the gym. Would you like to be banned?”
They stop and look shocked for a second, but then they think they’re being smart.
Gym Member #2: “Bulls***! No gym owner would be cleaning! That’s for the janitors.”
Me: “And it’s statements like that that make me realize why you need to have followers to validate yourselves. I’ll make sure your contracts are terminated without cancellation fees, but you can both leave right now, thank you.”
They argued and demanded I call the real manager or owner over, but they finally had to admit defeat when they realized I was not budging and that I really was the owner.
Owning a non-brand gym in a relatively rural part of the States where the nearest chain gym is easily thirty miles away means I never have to worry about running out of clients, and I never have to worry about discarding the undesirable ones.
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
The Only Tik- -Tokking Is The Sound Of Their Time As Gym Members Running Out
I am a staff-trainer-cleaner at my gym, so I am usually busy cleaning the machines when I don’t have other duties. I walk over to one of the machines to start cleaning it when a couple in designer workout gear comes over to me.
Gym Member #1: “You idiot! You ruined our Tik- -Tok! Now we have to start again!”
I am not an avid user of social media, and this is before Tik- -Tok is part of the social consciousness.
Me: Confused “Uh… what?”
Gym Member #2: “We were just about to finish up the perfect shot of our couple workout, and you had to go and ruin it!”
I then see their phone standing on a tripod, set up to make a video. The penny drops.
Me: “Oh, I see. Well, I work here, and I have my assigned tasks, which include cleaning the equipment. If you don’t want that in your shot, either change the angle or wait for me to finish.”
Gym Member #1: “You wouldn’t be saying that to us if you knew how many followers we have!”
Me: “And you wouldn’t be saying that to me if you knew I was the owner of the gym. Would you like to be banned?”
They stop and look shocked for a second, but then they think they’re being smart.
Gym Member #2: “Bulls***! No gym owner would be cleaning! That’s for the janitors.”
Me: “And it’s statements like that that make me realize why you need to have followers to validate yourselves. I’ll make sure your contracts are terminated without cancellation fees, but you can both leave right now, thank you.”
They argued and demanded I call the real manager or owner over, but they finally had to admit defeat when they realized I was not budging and that I really was the owner.
Owning a non-brand gym in a relatively rural part of the States where the nearest chain gym is easily thirty miles away means I never have to worry about running out of clients, and I never have to worry about discarding the undesirable ones.
saylorgirl 8 months ago
I’ve been done with local news for years!
William Bednar Premium Member 8 months ago
Bad news for Trump. He depends on Network News polluting your brain so you can’t decide who to vote for.
Carl Premium Member 8 months ago
Network news, gave up on them a few decades back.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 8 months ago
Tik-Tok, digital Darwinism at work.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
Too late…already happened!!!!
morningglory73 Premium Member 8 months ago
Way ahead of you Will. I just parooz the headlines, that’s it. Oh, and the editorial comics.
ladykat 8 months ago
Our local news up where I live isn’t too bad.
mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago
“Down load our streaming app get get the bad news 24-7!
skolinger1 8 months ago
Bravo!
pheets 8 months ago
But the best stuff happens when nobody has a camera :D
daleandkristen 8 months ago
I don’t get it and not bothering to read comments……
cuzinron47 8 months ago
That’s why I only watch the sports news, and some of that can be on regular news.