Big Top by Rob Harrell for May 19, 2011

Wow!!!! Just like “Who Shot JR”……………It was all a dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rob you are back! Hurrah!

Good Morning, TribeandallSmorgasbord Breakfast once again. Your wish is our virtual chef’s delight! Enjoy!

Good Morning, Montana Lady.

And so is the Alternate Menu, with a dessert upgrade…BIG TOP ALTERNATE BREAKFAST LISTCourtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, SeleneYour chef: Johanan RakkavA LA CARTEEggs any styleHilo’s You-Build-‘Em OmeletsHilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled SandwichesHilo’s Huevos Rancheros (Lonewolf-approved)Breakfast steakAll-beef breakfast linksA wide list of organic cerealsHash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)Philadelphia Crème CheeseEinsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)BREAKFAST BEVERAGESMilk (whole, lowfat, nonfat)Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)V-8 (because you could’ve had one)Orange Juice (just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langer’s fruit juices (see list)Odwalla’s Superfood beveragesCOFFEE, COCOA AND TEAWe use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based productsWe use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas availableTea (see list)Hot chocolate (any style)Coffee (any style)Chris Alan Starbright’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with our in-house Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, $1.50 extra)ICE CREAMYou name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Hagen-Daas, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)AUDREY’S PI PIESWe have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie

Good Morning, Johanan. Thank you, sir!

Good Morning, Montana Lady, ♠Lonewolf♠ & Johanan.

♠Lonewolf♠ I’ll have a couple of eggs over easy with bacon please and a PEPSI!

Montana Lady, I never watched Dallas. I just never got into the night time soaps except for SOAP. Who killed Peter Campbell?

What happened to the flying monkey?. Well, anyway, in my dream I was held for 61 years by J. Edgar Hoover in Area 51 and forced to wear high heels and silk tops. I get my revenge on Saturday, May 21.

Morning All!

Good morning, Lewreader.

Sojo & LuvH8, after last night’s fun, you might like Reynolds Unwrapped. LuvH8, you will like Rubes.

Good Morning *♠Lonewolf♠,♥♥ Little Sister♥♥,Wolfbyte LuvH8/BBS,Grog,Doctor Toon, PlodswSoCo, Doc Toon, MontanaLady,Serenasakitty,SmileyRmom,Bmon,Ladyhawk,,lakesnake ,Lewreader;MisngNOLA,Josh, Yukoneric, The Sojourner, Only Tink, pseudo,Digital Frog,*

We will be in middle of sever thundard storms. already 65° here.

Good morning, Kab & Doctor Toon.

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

Hello to all those here!

I’jj have some Huevos Rancheros and DWFNC, thank you Johanan.

Good morning, Sojo.

See my comment above.

Good Morning Grog – Those are on my home page I’ll soon see!

Morning, everyones! (esp: Grog and Sojo.)Poor Wink—how’s he gonna know what’s true and what’s just a dream?

Good Morning bmonk – Rainy day on and off here sort of.

Supposed to be like that here too, Sojo. And for the next several days. Even predicting 100% chance of rain tonight—don’t see that much assurance too often.

Good morning, bmonk.

Hello again ♥Little Sister♥ brought up something to me. For me I’m on central time zone when gocomics or BT changes this is few minutes after midnight for me and if I’m up them I’m having trouble sleeping. She told me where she lives GC changes at 10pm in your time zone what time does change over happen if your up at that time? For The Sojourner and SRmom we are on the same time zone.

Good Morning ♥Kab♥!

Hi, friends!

Hi, Rmom!

Good Morning, Tribesters!

Good Morning Rmom and ♠Lonewolf♠!

Good Morning pseudo.

Good Morning, Pseudo, Sojo, Rmom, ♥Kab♥, Bmonk, Grog & Doc

I do hope you enjoyed your breakfast selection, Grog.

Morning, ♥Kab♥, SR Mom, ♠Lonewolf♠, & pseudo!♥Kab♥, you must be in Central Time; Mountain Time changes over at/about 11:00 p.m., and Pacific Time would be 10 p.m. (On the East Coast, they have to wait until 1 a.m.)

Same here, Pseudo. :^(

Hi, pseudo!

LOL – At least you tried them!

If you tried them, you’re braver than me! I’ll wait until there isn’t a more tasty choice, and I’m super hungry.

I knew a friend who had a friend that lived off the land mostly. In the mid-70’s he married a woman with a child. He complained that his monthly grocery bill had grown to $11.

Pretty much. The Mountain Time line used to be on the Missouri River, but it’s been creeping west from Mandan over the past few years.

Oh, and I’ve heard that you want nice young, fresh dandelion leaves. The older they are, the more bitter.

I can see that. .Maybe your lawn is too healthy?? ;^)

Hello soon be time for me to leave. And I live on central standard time, weatherman talking about rough weather. I’m not going but a sports arena is hosting a concert with Tim McGraw

Hi, Lonewolfb& pseudo.

I went for an early lunch today. We went to a Texas BBQ joint. It was good. I’m stuffed. There were no weeds in my food.

Have a good day, Kab! Grog – Rabbit food is for rabbits and other rodents.

Someone ’round these here parts used to opine that vegetables is the stuff that gets eaten by food.

Well there is some rabbit food I enjoy eating.

I like rabbit, especially barbecued.

Huh, guess I learned something today.

Me too.

BB has finally updated.

Thanks, Grog.

They may not be rodents, but they act like them!

**Fritzoid’s definition of a cat’s function is as follows: Their function is primarily decorative, like throw pillows that rearrange themselves on the furniture.

I have no love for outdoor cats either, particularly if they’re on my property.

We don’t have cats now, but that’s the only reason my husband would tolerate them – out of the house. With living out in the country and in copperhead country, it is essential we keep the rodents out of the areas we’re in. At least there are better designed traps than there used to be.

LOL! I keep telling my hubby that he can’t use other people’s cats for target practice. (Hasn’t yet, but he sure would like to.)

I like birds…more than I’ll ever like cats.

I live on the western edge of the Flint Hills, which is about as far west as copperheads live. Sojo & Kab live further west, so they don’t have copperheads. And yes, we’ve seen them here, so it isn’t just hearsay.

I haven’t seen them, but there is always a possibility. I’ve seen several varieties of snakes in our area, but thankfully, not real often, because I do NOT like them. When the kids were much younger, if I was driving (and not in a hurry), if there was a snake roadkill, we’d stop and view it from the safety of our vehicle. I kept a snake ID book in the glove box, and so would look it up. Taught me to recognize the more dangerous from the harmless ones, so now when I see a snake slither in or around the garage, I know whether it is important to find it and kill it, or not.

http://www.gpnc.org/copperhead.htm I hope that link works, since our edit button went AWOL.

Sojo & Kab – We’re all under a tornado watch until 9pm today.

Eh, they usually live underground anyway, so they’ll probably be safe. I’d rather lose some, but then on the other hand, can you imagine how mad a snake would be if a tornado picked it up and dropped it? I’ve heard of raining cats and dogs, but snakes? No, thanks!

Rmom – The link works. Thanks about the watch. I noticed the light blinking on my weather radio, it;s not set to make an alarm for a watch. I also have weather alerts to my phone from KWCH but they are almost after the fact.

That’s one way that I’m surprised now that our neighbors didn’t threaten to keep our dog off their property. No leash laws out here, and too much fur for the shock collar for the invisible fence to work on him. He also could climb right up a cattle panel or chain link fence when he was a pup. (Watched him do it.)

Catfish?

LOL!

I can’t be a duck,5-3 6won’t let me change my avatar.

Hello LuvH8! – Not Luv Is Duckie.

Minor internet problems. :-)

Edit – :-(

Well, it is a little late now to shave his neck. He died a few years back. But I kept snugging up his collar, hoping the two probes could part the fur and reach skin. Later discovered they’d made a couple of holes in his skin. Decided at that point, it just wasn’t going to work for him.

I don’ type very well :)

Hi, LuvH8! I know the feeling.

Well, I’ve got a graduation open house to go to tonight. I probably won’t be on tomorrow, either. Have fun!

Have fun yourself Rmom, bye.

Bye, SR Mom! Watch for the weather!

Finally a tonado in KS now (not good though). So far none this month, quite unusually. More may develope and may move towards us.

I am going to be a Grand LuvH8, all my white hair fell out in protest.

Good evening all. Home glad I didn’t get caught up at that dept. North western KS has a tornado down. Near Great Bend, KS

Hope everything works out okay LuvH8!

Maybe I will just have to be My LuvH8 for another generation? Monkey 1 is comparing her baby to fruit, last week it was the size of a blueberry ( _ yummy, blueberry sauce over cheesecake_ ). This week it is the size of a raspberry and is getting features. 

Well, fail….

Snakes!?!?!? You guys are chatting about snakes!?!?!

You were gone. :-)

They were poisonous snakes!

We have a cat, I didn’t think of naming it. The cat is black and white, never comes inside or near anyone and does not require feeding.

Good Evening, Everyone,Interesting comments. Did I ever tell you I don’t like snakes????Good luck with the Tornadoes, Sojo and RMom!

Hello Montana Lady – Nothing came close to us.

Hello everyone :-) I’m glad that Wink the bear is okay.

Hello ♥Little Sister♥!

Time for my zzzzzz’s.

♪ P&L ♪≡≡ POOF! ≡≡

Better open country than a populated one. That is scary.