FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 07, 2024

I was a teen once (I think). I didn’t eat like that.

Is she looking at mail or is she looking at cat videos on her iPad?

What a pig. Pardon me being racist and aggressive using punctuation, a habit from my upbringing.

Huge sense of entitlement. She should hide them next time.

This guy rivals Jeremy.

That’s a great impression of a squirrel there Peter

My brother was working at grocery store, going to HS, and being a skate guard. He could pack down a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, large fries and a large shake. Amazing.

Girl Scouts have put REPEAT VISIT next to the Fox’s address on their map.

nothing like a teen with an overactive metabolic rate

I’m impressed that he spoke so clearly with his cheeks full.

Yep, that’s how the, er, cookie crumbles.

When I was younger, if one of us did something like that, there would be a penalty to be paid.

While you’re shopping pick up some Ibuprofen. It seems Peter’s come down with the mumps.

He’s just like a magician. He makes things disappear.

She’s got to have some serious cash invested in cookie stocks because of Peter…

Seems out of character for Andy (aka Mama Healthy Meals). She actually buys cookies that Peter, or any of the kids, will eat? Or the simpler fact is that he’ll ingest anything?