Consider yourself lucky! Statistically it could more easily have been the likes of “Ron broom-handle was nearing Harry’s little dark cauldron while his hand was busy on Hermione’s kneazle…”
Never read Harry Potter nor watched the movies, but some years ago my cousin went to see a spin-off movie set in the same universe and I went along for the ride. Some very, very British boy had a bigger-on-the-inside suitcase filled with mystical creatures, and he told the main character that he was on a mission to return one of the animals to, yep, Arizona.
knutdl 20 days ago
OMG! Its “The half-blood princes”.
sirbadger 20 days ago
The disorder of the Phoenician.
Kwen 20 days ago
Consider yourself lucky! Statistically it could more easily have been the likes of “Ron broom-handle was nearing Harry’s little dark cauldron while his hand was busy on Hermione’s kneazle…”
The Reader Premium Member 20 days ago
By the time I get to Phoenix she’ll be risin’…
Kroykali 20 days ago
He knew he shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
ZarPaulus 20 days ago
I guess Jason isn’t too familiar with the concept of “fanfiction” yet.
ChessPirate 20 days ago
That little Hacker prints it out to read it?? Nnnope!
MRBLUESKY529 20 days ago
At least it’s not “Harry DOES Phoenix”.
mindjob 20 days ago
He rises from the ashes
tcayer 20 days ago
So it’s fan fiction. Did you enjoy it?
dtdbiz 20 days ago
These days it would be AI generated,
razzledazzle295 20 days ago
Really, Jason. I thought you knew better.
Fennec! at the Disco 20 days ago
“Got to be legit, right?”
facepalm
John Jorgensen 20 days ago
Never read Harry Potter nor watched the movies, but some years ago my cousin went to see a spin-off movie set in the same universe and I went along for the ride. Some very, very British boy had a bigger-on-the-inside suitcase filled with mystical creatures, and he told the main character that he was on a mission to return one of the animals to, yep, Arizona.
AwelCruiz 19 days ago
Ah, the innocent days before we knew JK Rowling was a hateful bigot.
rgcviper 19 days ago
I went from Phoenix, AZ all the way to Tacoma.
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A. …