Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 22, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  6 months ago

    The “Grin Weeper”.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Who’s having the last laugh now?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago

    I love that he has clown shoes in bed!

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    SHIVA  6 months ago

    What’s that in his IV bag??!!

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    Nachikethass  6 months ago

    I would like to go like that…

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    Farside99  6 months ago

    Well, heck, we all gotta go. Let’s make it fun (or at least a little bit entertaining) for anyone who knows just how zany we are / were! Good memories! They’ll talk about it for decades. Remember when old Whatsis died? Heck, it might create a lot of thousand-year-old myths, or even religions! Pastafarians, anyone?

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nurse, administer a pie to the face STAT!

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    I love the ‘’Grim Reaper in the Box’‘, but I’m wondering how many clowns they’ll try fitting into the coffin?

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    i’m assuming that’s a squirting flower…

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    His last words were…

    aaaaaaaaaaoooooogaaaah!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    So is he dead now? Or is he just clowning around??

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    PrairieFlower  6 months ago

    The Grim-Reaper-in-a-Box is a nice touch

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    Ivan the Terrible   6 months ago

    This must be in Canada.

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    lemonbaskt  6 months ago

    that grim reaper in a box is cool

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 6 months ago

    When my Dad was dying, he spent a couple of weeks screaming in pain. His immune system was compromised by other ailments that would have caused little pain on their own, but the compromised immune system allowed shingles to cover the entire left side of his head and shoulders. This was a guy who made it through the depression, WWll, and a major car wreck with a sense of humor about the whole thing. His doctor, also his golfing buddy, finally gave him an overdose of morphine and killed him. We thanked him and he warned us that he would lose his license and possibly go to jail if we said anything to anyone, and besides, he didn’t know what we were talking about.

    When my dog became sick and old enough that his life was more pain than pleasure, the vet stuck a needle in his leg and he was gone with no pain in about 30 seconds.

    I’m 80, and I have been trying to get my vet to accept me as a patient , but she has an unreasonable prejudice against my species. When will we learn that when it comes to fatal pain, being treated like a dog is a really good option?

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    bigheadx Premium Member 6 months ago

    Death to the clown.

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    He will leave big shoes to fill.

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    He is still scarey!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Well he went with a smile on his face, or is that just make-up.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    There were complications with his humerus surgery.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    He overdosed on laughing gas.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Somewhere there’s a little clown car with a “room for one more” sign in the window.

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    Temporomandibular Flux Cluster   6 months ago

    What’s with the only-one-patient-in-the room, and not a couple dozen, say?

    Are they all under a too-small sheet on the gurney?

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Better this way than Chuckles the Clown. :)

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    Now that’s one funeral I wouldn’t mind attending. I’ll bet there won’t be a dry eye in the house!

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    This one is brilliant, Mr. Baldwin, and works on so many levels. One of your best ever in my opinion.

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    His last joke killed.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    The Junior Mint did him in…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Spettacular!

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