Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 31, 2024

A prick for all “seasonings”.

New and improved. Spice up your life.

Now packaged with free sneezes!

Or germs….

That’s nothing to sneeze at!

In today’s corporate world, if they could get away with it and increase sales, they would.

lmao .. yep.

Seasoned for the season.

his side gig is a waiter…

Devious Marketing Inc.

Keep the Kleenex coming!

Sorry… keep the “tissues” coming.

Cruel.

Always wondered if they actually did that!

A law suit occurred when it was accidentally added to the bathroom tissue (or is that toilet paper). :)

White pepper. Harder to detect with watery eyes.

He’s a slave to the grind.

That might just be crazy enough to work!

Or addt “blow and repeat” on the label.

Tissue companies figured out how to sell more when they started sticking one sheet to the next. All I want is one and I get at least 3. They say it’s so there is always a sheet sticking out ready for use but it becomes more like that magic never-ending hanky trick!

I think there’s gonna be an issue with that tissue.

Clever. How about some itching powder to the rolls of toilet paper?

Pepper is sometimes good for me to clear my sinuses.

Nah, no need — not with the avalanche of paper particulates included free with every tissue.

This is an assault to my senses.

They finally noted it!

Clever, but it won’t last — someone will stumble on to it. And the backlash won’t be worth it.

But it did remind me of a cartoon from a very old cartoon book. It showed two bakers standing over a large vat of dough. One is holding a bottle and pouring the contents into the dough, while telling the other, “It’s what makes people so crazy about our rye bread.”