From Not Always Right: Grandma’s Happiness Has Gone To The Dogs
A woman with a seeing-eye dog gets in line at the fast food place where I work. An older woman and her granddaughter are in line ahead of her.
Customer’s Granddaughter: “Grandma, look! A doggie!”
Customer: “Ugh! That’s terrible!” Pointing at me “You! Call a manager! Someone has bought their dog into the restaurant!”
Me: “That’s a service animal, ma’am. They’re allowed in here.”
Customer With The Dog: “This is a working animal, ma’am. He’s here to help me.”
Customer: “That is not a working animal!”
Customer With The Dog: “And how would you know?”
Customer: “He is not working! He looks too happy!”
Customer With The Dog: “That… makes no sense. He’s working, and he’s allowed to be here by law, regardless of how happy you think he looks.”
Customer: “Hmph! Well, I don’t look that happy at work!”
Customer’s Granddaughter: With childlike innocence “Grandma, you don’t look happy anywhere!”
I’m glad I wasn’t on my break as I would have spat out my coffee!
NOT my story
Grandma’s a crank!
Good job, Rover. Cheered Red, and me, right up!
The escaping gas from Zeke’s @ss put Reuben on the grass.
Sometimes it helps a little to hear about someone else who had a bad day – perhaps even had a worse day than you.
Rover is selfless! GOOD BOY Dogs love us more than they love themselves .
Rover’s got a million of ‘em! He’ll be here all week…
The image of Reuben toppling off of Zeke’s head made me laugh!
Good boy, Rover.
I think we have a winner.
That brought a laugh out of Red in last panel . Rover had good Friday .
That cheered Red up! Good boy, Rover!
well that put him in a better mood. :J
Put Reuben’s @ss on the grass
Well, Rover, you certainly improved Red’s mood in a hurry!
That’s what friends are for
There is noting like a good FART joke to brighten the day of a 10 year old boy.
LOL… that little Chihuahua sitting on the big dog’s head is so funny.
Good job Rover ….. got Red out of his slump ….. ;)
Awww – poor Reuben
Rover just cured a gloomy day.
…..later maybe…….ripping with wisdom!!!!!
November 20, 2013
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
From Not Always Right: Grandma’s Happiness Has Gone To The Dogs
A woman with a seeing-eye dog gets in line at the fast food place where I work. An older woman and her granddaughter are in line ahead of her.
Customer’s Granddaughter: “Grandma, look! A doggie!”
Customer: “Ugh! That’s terrible!” Pointing at me “You! Call a manager! Someone has bought their dog into the restaurant!”
Me: “That’s a service animal, ma’am. They’re allowed in here.”
Customer With The Dog: “This is a working animal, ma’am. He’s here to help me.”
Customer: “That is not a working animal!”
Customer With The Dog: “And how would you know?”
Customer: “He is not working! He looks too happy!”
Customer With The Dog: “That… makes no sense. He’s working, and he’s allowed to be here by law, regardless of how happy you think he looks.”
Customer: “Hmph! Well, I don’t look that happy at work!”
Customer’s Granddaughter: With childlike innocence “Grandma, you don’t look happy anywhere!”
I’m glad I wasn’t on my break as I would have spat out my coffee!
NOT my story
Macushlalondra 7 months ago
Grandma’s a crank!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 7 months ago
Good job, Rover. Cheered Red, and me, right up!
Calvinist1966 7 months ago
The escaping gas from Zeke’s @ss put Reuben on the grass.
Doug K 7 months ago
Sometimes it helps a little to hear about someone else who had a bad day – perhaps even had a worse day than you.
robertdkrebs Premium Member 7 months ago
Rover is selfless! GOOD BOY Dogs love us more than they love themselves .
Catfeet Premium Member 7 months ago
Rover’s got a million of ‘em! He’ll be here all week…
my3dogsons 7 months ago
The image of Reuben toppling off of Zeke’s head made me laugh!
gokar 4,la 7 months ago
Good boy, Rover.
The Orange Mailman 7 months ago
I think we have a winner.
flemmingo 7 months ago
That brought a laugh out of Red in last panel . Rover had good Friday .
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
That cheered Red up! Good boy, Rover!
Chris 7 months ago
well that put him in a better mood. :J
MrTerry1946 7 months ago
Put Reuben’s @ss on the grass
ladykat 7 months ago
Well, Rover, you certainly improved Red’s mood in a hurry!
ilovecomics*infinity 7 months ago
That’s what friends are for
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
There is noting like a good FART joke to brighten the day of a 10 year old boy.
g04922 7 months ago
LOL… that little Chihuahua sitting on the big dog’s head is so funny.
bwswolf 7 months ago
Good job Rover ….. got Red out of his slump ….. ;)
mymontana 7 months ago
Awww – poor Reuben
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
Rover just cured a gloomy day.
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
…..later maybe…….ripping with wisdom!!!!!