Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 20, 2024

Guitar pick, nose pick, it’s all good.

Pick of the day

I think I’d go with the Whamond.

Do you really need a pick when you have a finger that works at least just as well, if not better?

Oh that’s nasty!

Picking guitar strings from your nose hairs! How convenient….

It’s 420!

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose…but you cant pick your friend’s nose.

Every guitar player should have an emergency pick nearby.

None of the above.

Them’s some picky people!

If you’re having trouble deciding, ask the employee. He has a nose for picks.

“Whamond?!” LOL! (you play guitar?)

Yeesh! I’ll just finger pick!

… but not like that guy on the right minin’ for gold!

I just received a couple to replace the cracked Gorilla glass on my smartphone, which broke on the 1,001th drop. That fellow in the background hopefully knows; you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cannot pick your friend’s nose.

pick your nose if you want to boogie

I only pay attention to “staff plectrums”.

That SNOT COOL …!

My first guitar was an electric one that I got for Christmas. But all my later guitars that I bought myself were classical guitars. Picks, we don’t need no stinking picks.

Nice Ramona’s reference!

R a m o n e ‘ s! I hate autocorrupt!

Does Ralph have a pick of picks?

you definitely don’t want what that clerk picked.