Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 09, 2024

Good sock, bad sock?

This honestly explains a lot about Miles

Public flogging would be better than this.

Now , I want to know what other puppets she has.

Hey, at least Shelly came out!

Uh-oh, she brought backup.

No wonder Miles is so messed up.

Shelly? I wanted it to be Aunt Esther!

This is giving me flashbacks to when they did McGruff the Crime Dog in my school. The teacher would get the McGruff puppet and move its mouth along to a cassette tape so a dog could teach us not to do drugs, steal, etc. Instead of being told these things by a human being. It was cringe then and it’s cringe now.

I’m not sure whom that fox reminds me of: Nick Wilde or Robin Hood.

The Accountability Tortoise is just the kick this arc needed about now.

Miles will be mocked and ridiculed for the rest of his life if word gets out that Donna uses creepy celebrity based puppets on him.

Oh! My!! Cat!!! As if either of these two doofus boys will talk about anything to a puppet! In my gaggle of friends, if any adult would’ve brought out a puppet for us to talk to (or listen to), the silence wouldn’t even have had cricket noises!

Come on… What will it take to get Miles to finally break character already?

So, Redd Foxx or Shelly…Berman?

The Tortoise reminds me of Abe Vigoda as Fish from Barney Miller.

Since when do foxes stalk deer? I would think even a fawn would be too much to handle.

Now I’m worried Mom has a few loose screws.

This is bordering on child abuse.

Who’s Shelly.

Correction: Who’s Shelly?

Entertainment as punishment. Yikes. Along with the switching places, this going to make for one memorable lesson. It’ll make a great story for the memoirs, or the prison diary; which is still to be seen.