Ben by Daniel Shelton for April 02, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    A Different Kind Of Brush With Death NOT my story

    I work in a national park at the front desk for some hot springs. A lady comes in.

    Guest: “I feel I need to complain about the animals. It’s clear you do not groom the park animals adequately, and I expect better of a national park.”

    She turns and struts off. When I regain my composure, I tell my manager about it.

    Manager: “If she shows up again, give her a brush and point her in the direction of the grizzlies.”

    (sorry if this upsets anyone, but since the strip was so serious I thought we could use a little laughter)

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    mathteacher678  8 months ago

    fewer and fewer

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I don’t know about dark but my wife and I both have MRI tunnels in our future to find out what has gone wrong with our workings.

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    Bruce1253  8 months ago

    Some time after my dad passed at the end of their 64 yr marriage, I asked my mom if she still loved dad? “Of course,” she said. “Why, you guys fought (not physically) a lot” She replied, “Because he was worth it.” Not a bad epitaph, not a bad epitaph at all.

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    KEA  8 months ago

    I figure either nothing happens after death in which case I shall finally have some peace and quiet, or there will be an afterlife and I will be surprised with a whole new reality. win-win

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    It’s a bit dark today.

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    j.l.farmer  8 months ago

    Some of us aren’t as lucky as you 2 are to still have our soul mate to hold onto!!!

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    Firebat  8 months ago

    Each time a birthday with a zero in it comes along that existential scream Ben feels gets more intense.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Today is a heart wrencher. I’m glad that some of us just celebrated Easter. It eases the sting a bit.I love how much they love each other.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    It’s the tunnel with the light at the end of it you have to worry about.

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    mafastore  8 months ago

    I mentioned in another strip that a week or so ago was my mom’s 95th birthday. That started me thinking. (I am 70 and husband is 72 – this drives him crazy as he is a year and a half older than me – so part of the year he is, by age number, a year older than me and the other half he is 2 years older.)

    My mom is unusual in my family. My dad and 3 of my grandparents all died younger than I am. Only mom’s father lived past 60s – he went into his 90s also. Of my 4 uncles none lived to the age I am. That is a scary thought.

    One thing which has occurred to me several times as my doctor continues to push me to take medication for high cholesterol and I refuse – mom and her dad had high cholesterol, the rest of them had low cholesterol. I have the usual trifecta – high bp, Type 2 Diabetes, and low thyroid. I take my meds (husband ditto) and numbers remain in range. I can only hope that I have my mom’s genes for long life as I have my dad’s genes for all else but height.

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