Ben by Daniel Shelton for April 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    From Not Always Right : Like A Stake Through A Steak-Lover’s Heart

    When my mom was a kid, my grandmother once went to the grocery store and decided to buy ten pounds of beef. There was a sale on… I think it was tenderloin. It was some kind of more expensive boneless steak cut, at any rate.

    Well, instead of having the meat cut into steaks, my grandmother had it ground into hamburger meat. Mom was horrified.

    Mom: “Why did you do that?!”

    Nanny: “Because you girls won’t eat steaks.”

    Mom: “Yes, we will!”

    Mom said it was the best hamburger she’s ever had.

    NOT my story

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Give him some your zucchini, that will throw him off the scent.

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