Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 01, 2024

Those were the golden eggs!

“Oh, please. Do you really think that I am getting rich hiding eggs?”

Never put all your eggs in one basket.

EB hatched a scheme to avoid taxes. But the Feds knew something smelled rotten and put their most hardboiled agent on the case. When they found the account, the amount EB had to shell out for back taxes and penalties was no poultry sum.

Yes………..diversity!!!!!!

Actually, it not the Cayman Islands.

Easter Island would be where all the eggs are

He ain’t talking.

Wise bunny, to hide some of your eggs.

I hear Cryptoeggs are even more problematic from a tax perspective.

“You’ll never find my Crypto-Eggs!”

I think Panama is the more fashionable choice these days.

And why are the eggs under the name of P. Cottontail?