Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    From Not Always Right : A Few Holes In Your Bowling Knowledge

    Me: phone rings “[Bowling Alley], how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I was in there last night, and I think I left my bowling ball there. Can you see if it’s around?”

    Me: “Sure, was it a specific brand?”

    Customer: “Oh… I’m not sure… I don’t think it had a brand on it.”

    Me: mentally sighing “Okay, what color was it?”

    Customer: “Um, I think it is blue. Er, wait… Maybe green?”

    Me: mentally facepalming “Well, was there anything else on it, like your name engraved, or some other feature?”

    Customer: thinks a bit “Um… OH! It has three holes in it!”

    (NOT my story)

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    cdward  7 months ago

    Surely, you Geste.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Hopefully it was not in a gutter.

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    And his twin brother was a spare.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    He was good too! His team-mates called him Beau Dacious…

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    Those 7-10 splits are a killer.

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    Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well done!

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    it was time for him to split

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    bad strike

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    Howard'sMyHero  7 months ago

    B-O-W-L-I-N-G we go bowling bowling bowling my baby and me … /B-O-W-LING we go bowling bowling bowling my baby and me …!

    ( anyone else remember this old tv show theme? )

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