Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 10, 2024

P5: [Enter Beavis and Butthead] “Washing the dog, washing the dog…”

Not sure what to make of the rest but Dotty Dubbs is sporting one fine set of healthy lungs today.

P5 CAGE MATCHES WITH INMA!

Kudos to Whigs working overtime this week with another four-bagger doing his futile best to save a drag bunt strike three story.

Yo, Keri, home plate is over here.

Having Coach Cami hit live pitching serves no purpose. Waste of time. Let your players hit to create in game situations. They need the reps and experience not the coach. There a reason Keri isn’t wearing a mask? Budget cuts?

Good fielding by Irma… lookin’ up and not at the ball

Is there always a breeze around Inmate, blowing her hijab around around like that or is it just stiff and need to be washed.

People will pay good money if you can wax the cars like you waxed that ball!

Girls, that’s not what’s meant by “chatter”

How about a Bachelorette auction?

Wax on Wax off in bikinis

Ball in scarf and slings to first.

How big is that home plate?

Also, I find it helps when fielding grounders to talk about nonsense, keep my head up so I don’t see the ball, and not use my throwing hand to help secure the ball into the glove.

Intentional walk on Coach Ochoa. Take your base!

keri better put on a helmet and mask because she gets hit in the head the helicopter is out for repairs

inma volunteers to bring habbitys old hijibs to dry off the pets

Is the batter a new player?

I know it’s just the preseason, but here’s hoping Inma’s attire can lineup with the team colo(u)rs.

P1 – Who put the logo on that batting helmet? It looks more like the McDonald’s logo than Milford’s.

P2 – Why is Dot pitching from the outfield? I guess it builds up strength, but seems like it’s just Tommy John surgery waiting to happen.

P3 – Take that whistle off, Cami! It’s going to fly in your face and chip a tooth or put your eye out!

And speaking of eye, if you’re been keeping an eye out for today’s Mopped Up Thorp, your wait is over.

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The only way a car wash fundraiser would work is if most of the girls wore little shorts, tops, etc and looked like Dot instead of looking like frumpy Peanut, Inma, and the rest of the gang

Sell vapes. What could possibly go wrong?

P3a: “No, we already said no car washes. Why would we WAX them?”

P3a: Wak on, wak off.