Andertoons by Mark Anderson for August 22, 2024

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    pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Interesting question: Who will be first to invent a time machine?

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    But the repercussions from changing what will be the past in order to finish on time may be worse than just running behind schedule. I hate it when things repercuss.

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    edmund_graham  3 months ago

    But surely you could go back and make the time machine get built quicker?

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    This morning I noticed the small clock on my wife’s sink is twelve minutes ahead of the real time on my phone. No wonder she’s always one step ahead of me (or more!).

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    Time is that quality that keeps everything from happening at once.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Douglas Adams epitomized the problem with time travel: postcards of a cathedral suddenly became very valuable when a construction project in the future got behind and had to push their start date back to before the time the cathedral was built. Yikes!

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’ll never catch up if you go back in time and accidentally kill your mother when she was a little girl.

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Build the time machine, then go back in time and help yourself build it faster? The anomalies are going to be everywhere.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sorry, no time machines. If we were ever going to invent a Time Machine at any point in the future, we’d have it already.

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